There are hurt feelings, tears, slammed doors and an awkward social event that put the family together when they weren't really ready to be. When Elizabeth and Philip present the information to their kids, Paige and Henry have questions that neither parent can answer (or will answer). The Americans' darker portrayal of marriage is one of the best on TV, and now it's set the stage for a realistically painful separation. But instead, there’s a final scene where Lori ends up finding the whole “why I hate my sister” letter template and says she’s going to beat the shit out of him! Well she didn’t say anything because Luna came out of her room once again to block whatever was being said.If we thought the Jennings' marriage was nuanced in its pain, that was child's play compared to their divorce. You’d think that once the lesson comes in, the episode would end. He really had no choice, she wasn’t there at the time he wanted to tell her that she was a piece of shit so he had to leave a message for her. Once she finally leaves, Lincoln gives us a little lesson on how you should go to someone if you have a problem with them instead of leaving a nasty letter. Lincoln fails to delete the message before Lori gets to her phone, but lucky for him she deletes it because she’s not down with that “family members calling my phone” shit. I only found that important to add because afterwards, Lori goes up to her room to investigate because she hears the bang and completely disregards the fact that she has 9 other siblings (not including Lucy) who are always Loud as fuck.Ĭlyde tries to distract her, but fails miserably as he immediately gets an erection from the sight of her. Lincoln finally makes it to Lori’s room and hits the floor with a thud. I’m not even going to get into specifics about that since her appearance wasn’t that significant to the episode, regardless of her being the best sibling of the Loud House. At least Lola wasn’t asking like the obnoxious, bratty snob she usually is.Īfter almost getting caught because they apparently have super hearing and heard him gag down the hall, he runs into Lucy in the vent. While I usually refer to Lola as the inferior twin, Lana got on my nerve equally in this episode. Of course, the whole mission impossible stuff doesn’t happen and it’s actually just what the two boys believe how things are gonna go down.įirst Lincoln has to get through the twins, who are now walking around the hall like they’re hot shit because they became hall monitors at school. We watch some mission impossible stuff that shows Lincoln and Clyde commencing a plan to get into Lori’s room, and it’s pretty badass.
Of course now this means that now Lincoln has to stop Lori from listening to the message he sent her or she’s going to totally beat the shit out of him. Guess I was wrong, she’s not a complete bitch if she has a little bit of integrity. Just after Lincoln sends a probably threatening message to her phone, Lori comes in and brings in another pair of Gaming Glasses she brought for her after she “accidentally” broke the first one. Usually when that happens in a show, you know that some shit was said (probably along the lines of what I said). Luna randomly bursts into the room shredding her guitar to block out whatever he said. Or at least that’s what I would like to believe that’s what he said to her. Lincoln then leaves Lori a voicemail to tell Lori that he hates her guts and everything about her, and that he regrets the day their parents met because she came into existence. The sound alone of it falling should have been enough for Lori to notice it was there. Her room is off-limits, but it’s ok for her to barge into the bathroom regardless of the fact that it was occupied? Unfortunately he left his “Gaming Glasses” in there and Lori totally stomps the fuck out of it (though Clyde seems happy she even touched it in the first place). You can’t tell me she didn’t intentionally step on it, he placed it on the counter before he left the bathroom. Right after that Lincoln goes into the bathroom to take a piss, Lori interrupts him and kicks him out before he can do his business! Seriously? I take back what I said about not wanting to rag on her. It’s pretty evident that she’s on my list of least favorite, but I guess I’m not going to rag on her about telling Lincoln to get the fuck out of her room while Bobby whispers sweet nothings to her over the phone. Oh no, looks like Lincoln accidentally entered the territory of the Queen of Bitches, Lori Loud. No joke, he literally says “feel my twerk you evil jerk.” He then continues down the hall thrusting his crotch in the air and twerking some more to kill zombies. At the beginning of the episode, we’re greeted by Lincoln shaking his ass in a video game.
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